Teachers are human; we want them to be perfect but they just simply are not.
If only I could make a Frankenstein version of a teacher. It would have all the best attributes of the teachers we know and love.
Franken-teacher would have the storytelling ability of Ms. Rogers.
Ms. Rogers can relate a story about how she can’t eat bananas because of an experience with banana spiders and then connect it to the day’s intelligence. This takes serious talent.
It would have Mr. Carleton’s old school hiphop knowledge, and his ability to relate any hiphop verse to World History and lessons about self motivation and .
“Like Flavor Flav says I can’t do nothing for ya,” said Carleton.
It would have the ability to make up puns that apply to math class and are kind of comical, like Mr.Harte.
Franken-teacher would have the ability to tell stories about the olden days and present day and all of them are funny, like Mr. Harwood.
It would have the ability to keep me in a classroom, and it is not even my class, like Mrs. Jackson and Mrs. McDonald.
It would have the ability to be something like, Mr. Shaheen.
This teacher would have the ability to put up with my crazy antics like Hide and Seek Classroom edition like Mr.Bruns.
This teacher would have the ability to be a substitute teacher, who actually teaches, for any class like Mr. Treharne.
“I’m a chameleon,” said Treharne. “If you put me in bio I can be a science teacher.”
Franken-teacher would have the ability to be straight forward about topics other teachers wouldn’t even dare to bring up. If you are wondering what teacher exhibits this talent, just stop by and see Mrs. DeBoer.
It would also have the ability to make a class that should be an easy A into an actual class you have to try hard in like Ms. Monczka.
This teacher would have the ability to keep Javon Castillo in class without leaving. One way to do this is to be loud like Ms. Harte.
This teacher would have the ability to do a variety of voices when giving lectures like Mr. LaBond.
Most of all, Franken-teacher needs to have a vocabulary full of the catch phrases.
Here are a few examples of the
“White board O knowledge,” says Mr. Caughell.
“Teach what needs to be taught, says Mr. Carleton.
“CLICK CLICK” “The dog whisper” “The cough” “YEEP!” are sound effects from the one and only Ms. Rogers.
“If you will,” said by Mr. Treharne.
“You can do it” “Work hard” and “RUN,” said by Mr. Priebe.
Random thoughts:
Richaud pack scored 56 points, and should have gotten a technical foul for BALLIN’.
Avatar was a good movie, even though it was about oversize Smurfs.
How long has Timmy Turner been 10 years old on the Fairly Oddparents?
How old is Beyonce really?
Did a girl do the voice of Tommy from the show Rugrats?
